"Friendship is a fucking hassle."
someone told this pony about bronies.
I laughed at that comment for a solid 5 minutes.
ITS OCTOBER TIME TO REBLOG THIS AGAIN
Emma Watson’s response to the nude photo leak threats
Literally a goddess.
why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”
i only accept apologies in cash
|—||Ernest Hemingway (via exoticwild)|
Girls (Alternative Version)
"Calm down I’m not gonna steal your boyfriend, no need to brand him in between the eyes."
"Calm down I’m not gonna steal your boyfriend, so quit burning holes in me with your eyes."
I just wanna have abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks